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Old 01-11-2011, 08:41 PM   #1
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Stupid Question Thread!!

ok so this is the thread for everyone to ask there moronic dumbass questions. seems to be floating around alot with some of these new NOOBTARDS so i thought i would make fun of them....



so here is my stupid question:

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of her tootsie pop?
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Old 01-11-2011, 08:48 PM   #2
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Long time lisentner first time caller.I have a problem when i ride my motorcycle.It`s my hair.I can`t keep it from blowing around.Thought i`d ask you seasoned vets for the cure.Have a chipper day.
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Old 01-11-2011, 08:54 PM   #3
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ok so this is the thread for everyone to ask there moronic dumbass questions. seems to be floating around alot with some of these new NOOBTARDS so i thought i would make fun of them....



so here is my stupid question:

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of her tootsie pop?
I hate tootsie pops! But for my wife, it only takes me 32 lick to make her pop!
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Old 01-11-2011, 09:31 PM   #4
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Long time lisentner first time caller.I have a problem when i ride my motorcycle.It`s my hair.I can`t keep it from blowing around.Thought i`d ask you seasoned vets for the cure.Have a chipper day.

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Old 01-11-2011, 09:54 PM   #5
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I have a question, while riding in shorts, My balls scrape the pavement around corners.

What you you guys doin to prevent sack scrape while riding in shorts?

Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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Old 01-11-2011, 09:58 PM   #6
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I have a question, while riding in shorts, My balls scrape the pavement around corners.

What you you guys doin to prevent sack scrape while riding in shorts?

Any help would be greatly appreciated.
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to prevent the ole sack from scraping, might i suggest trying a jock strap. if this however fails to work for you, try using some Gorilla Glue and gluing said sack to your inner thigh....
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Old 01-11-2011, 10:00 PM   #7
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to prevent the ole sack from scraping, might i suggest trying a jock strap. if this however fails to work for you, try using some Gorilla Glue and gluing said sack to your inner thigh....
Thanks wood man!

For a second there I thought u were gunna suggest pants, but that would be ridicules!
Since I dont have a jock strap, I'm goin straight for the glue!

Just gotta get a quick shave and I'll be back on the road!
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Old 01-11-2011, 10:41 PM   #8
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you know, my ass always gets hot while riding and it starts sweating, i was thinking about just wearing a pair of chaps only. this is also a plus for when you have to take a huge crap. what are yall's thoughts...
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Old 01-11-2011, 10:50 PM   #9
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Should be fine as long as you dont have a sissy bar, aka crap catcher.
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DEAR OLD GUYS,sometimes when i'm riden'my super fast super new shadow,the wind and vibration gives me a super funny feeling way down in my secret spot!!!i guess what i want to know is when you guys were young did this ever happen to you,and can i expect to go strait to HELL for enjoying the feeling? i await your sage advice, LOVE ALLWAYS SUPERNOOBER!
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